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| What did the rabit say the giraffe? Where are you?!
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| Two aircraft are queueing up for take off at a popular holiday resort. The tower allowed the German aircraft to take off first, although the British aircraft was clearly the first in the queue. 'Why did you instruct the German aircraft to take off first? We've been waiting here longer than they have!' complained the cross British Captain. Hearing the complaint over the radio, the German Captain replied: 'Vee got up earely and put our towels on zer end of zer runway!'
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| Q: Why did the submarine blush? A: Because it saw Queen Mary's bottom.
He who laughs last is a fool for waiting so long!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A: A woolly jumper.
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The swiss Missionary mountain Marmot was right at home skiing down the back of the giraffe.
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| Two visitors from outer space arrive at a service station on the M11 at 2 in the morning. The place is for the moment deserted. One of them approaches a petrol pump: 'We come as friends from another planet in a far away galaxy, please take us to your leader.' There was of course no reply. 'Perhaps we've been learning the wrong language!' said the other visitor. 'Maybe Earthings don't understand English?' 'No!' said the first, 'That's not it! They can't hear us because they're all standing here with their fingers in their ears!'
He who laughs last is a fool for waiting so long!
He who laughs last is a fool for waiting so long!
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| Isn't technology wonderful? A tourist took a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pizza with his fully automatic self-adjusting digital camera. In the picture the leaning tower was completely upright.
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A man went to a comedians' club with a friend. Every now and again a club member would stand up and say something like "17" or "41" and all the other members would fall about with laughter.
The guest asked his friend what was happening. "Well, you see," said his friend, "among comedians all the jokes are referred to by numbers. All anyone has to do to tell a joke is to stand up and say the number."
"Can I try it?" asked the guest.
"Certainly," said the friend.
The guest stood up and said "34". The club members laughed so much that tears were running down their faces.
"What happened?" asked the guest.
"You're in luck," his friend replied. "They haven't heard that one before."
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